Fine babes that are sweet let us speak about threesomes. No, maybe not lesbian threesomes (That’s a write-up for an entire other time. ), В I am speaking about a various type of threesome. A request that is threesome by itself. A phenomenon that is great throughout the country, focusing on innocent lesbians looking for authentic lesbian connections.

Okay, allow me to backtrack for an additional. Close your pretty eyes, and visualize the scene that is following

It is A friday that is lonely evening. It really is cold weather. Possibly i have been stood through to a romantic date. Perhaps i have found myself displaced and alienated at a sparkly party that is fancy. Perhaps i am all decked out with nowhere to get. Possibly i am during my red silk Betsey Johnson pajamas, sinking to the slate grey sofa, spiraling along the lonely woman vortex.

Whatever. That knows? Whom cares? Because for whatever empty explanation, i am swiping my entire life away on Tinder, Bumble, whatever app that is dating. I have tossed straight straight back a couple of cups of wine and have always been swimming into the Tinder pond.

Swipe. Swipe. Swipe. Yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Another time, another dollar.

Simply once I think this charade that is whole therefore tragic, therefore boring, and it isn’t also remotely filling the gaping holes and empty voids within my life. Instantly, abruptly. “IT’S A MATCH! ” enthusiastically dances across my iPhone that is cracked display.

Regardless how we experience Tinder, there was a dirty small medication high that penetrates through yourВ human body whenever that charismatic “IT’S A MATCH” symbol blows through to your display screen (but as with any dirty little medication highs, it is short-term and just will leave you experiencing cheap and dirty once the buzz wears down).

I am going to always check my match out, and she will be just my kind: strong jawline, clear eyes, a killer, understated style! Continue reading “We’m A Lesbian: Stop Asking Us To Enjoy A Threesome Together With Your Boyfriend” →